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I want to kill the troll baby as much as anyone, but I want to do it fairly. That's why I sent the fishmen to kill the troll baby.

Meanwhile, Isidro and others had joined the group again. He spotted the troll baby and was appalled. He drew out his knife and killed the troll, quickly and painlessly. Unwittingly, Isidro had done a good thing because trolls grow at a rapid rate and they require a lot of food( which mainly includes humans).

quickly and painlessly ..........Xhizors I'm gonna come to Bangladesh and fucking kill you

Attack + outcome in same post = overruled

not if i rip your withered nuts off and shove em down your throat, you piece of shriveled shit

alas poor troll baby, the world was not ready for all the love you had to give (its women)

R.I.P troll baby


EDIT: HOORAH THE TROL BABY LIVES

before anything bad can happen to him some old kung fuu master snatches the baby away and runs away on the tree tops, the troll baby will one day return to have his revenge.


*insert training montage*

"AAAAUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" Caska screams, and runs after the kung fu master, so Guts forgets all about the fishmen and runs after her.

Serpico and Farnese are left alone to fend away the encroaching army of fish men, chanting the name of their fallen comrade. Serpico grits his teeth and shouts, "I have defeated your best warrior in the dance duel!! Would you betray his honor by ganging up on us in such a cowardly fashion!?"

"he is right, we must do it....if only in Bob's memory"
serpico lets out a sigh of relief.

very well then, we humbly apologize for any trouble weve cause your people, if youll excuse us we must now hurry off to even more trouble"

Meanwhile, the old kung fu master finds himself jumping across the treetops. After realising the troll baby will end up becoming a servant to Griffith (he discovers so, by finding the words "Femto's Bitch" stamped across its back) he jumps over a cliff.

There is absolutely no fucking way it can be saved. No fucking way, and they fall, they fall...

......FINE!....ill do it


the kung fu master jumps off the cliff,and uses some kung fuu skills to fall as lightily as a feather. once they land, he looks down at the troll baby and whispers"this world was not ready for you" and strikes a pressure point that sends him into a sleep from which he will never wake up........


sweet dreams little child

Guts caught Caska just as she was about to dive off the cliff (...again...) after the kung fu master and held her back. Together they watched him disappear into the mists below, but Caska knew in her heart that she would never see the troll baby again. She stopped struggling, dropped to her knees and started crying.